Polly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzimage hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago message-square16fedilinkarrow-up1824
arrow-up1824imagePolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyz hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago message-square16fedilink
minus-square Vent ( @Vent@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink28•6 months agoCould be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
minus-square hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) OPlinkfedilink8•6 months agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-square LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink5•6 months agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-square hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) OPlinkfedilink2•6 months agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out