This post was inspired by a dream misadventure I had last night where I was just minding my own business getting gophers out of the rice field, then suddenly on the intercom/announcements (which I did not expect to have in my dream, since I was outside, not in a building), a voice said “attention, this is a representative of the fediverse speaking… going into effect today, dreamland itself, err, everyone’s dreams, are now a part of the fediverse; that is all, happy floating on cloud nine” and then suddenly a bunch of Stalingrad ninjas popped out of nowhere and ambushed me (yeah, how would you react if that’s the case). So I guess I’m not even safe from everyone in my sleep.

  • I can’t remember the last one I actually had, but one I recently had and remember…

    I’m in a band in real life, and in this dream, we had a show coming up in a week or so, when I look on the news to discover that our rhythm guitarist got into a fistfight in a fast food restaurant and got arrested for a year, and I was fucking piiiiissed, very glad to wake up from that one.