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minus-square Crozekiel ( @Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ) linkfedilinkEnglish12•edit-22 months agoI always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit: Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad. Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
minus-square NeverNudeNo13 ( @NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoAlternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.
I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:
Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far.
Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far.
Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.