Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.comexternal-link oleorun ( @oleorun@real.lemmy.fan ) M Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 5 months ago message-square13fedilinkarrow-up123
arrow-up123external-linkIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.com oleorun ( @oleorun@real.lemmy.fan ) M Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 5 months ago message-square13fedilink
minus-square conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-square conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-24 months agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-square Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-square GluWu ( @GluWu@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoIs cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
minus-square conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoYes, next question
minus-square Fermion ( @Fermion@mander.xyz ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-square conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-square Chuymatt ( @Chuymatt@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoGawd, that sounds good right now…
minus-square Stepos Venzny ( @SteposVenzny@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-square conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-25 months agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.