oleorun ( @oleorun@real.lemmy.fan ) M Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 5 months ago
Not a grilled cheese versus melt debate for once.
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- conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) English4•5 months ago
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
- conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months ago
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
- Cannibals see people as food
- You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply)
- When you eat bread, it is in contact with you
- When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) English2•4 months ago
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
- GluWu ( @GluWu@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months ago
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
- conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months ago
Yes, next question
- Fermion ( @Fermion@mander.xyz ) English3•4 months ago
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
- conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) English5•4 months ago
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
- Chuymatt ( @Chuymatt@beehaw.org ) English3•4 months ago
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
- Stepos Venzny ( @SteposVenzny@beehaw.org ) English2•5 months ago
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
- conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) English6•5 months ago
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
- leftzero ( @leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ) English2•4 months ago
- _NoName_ ( @JayDee@lemmy.ml ) English1•4 months ago
Fish, bugs, and Trees, man. It’s all fish, bugs, and trees.
- ToothpasteSundae ( @ToothpasteSundae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English1•4 months ago
Hot buttered toast is now a butter sandwich. I hate it