What did you buy that improved your life? linucs ( @linucs@lemmy.ml ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 month ago message-square66fedilinkarrow-up167
arrow-up167message-squareWhat did you buy that improved your life? linucs ( @linucs@lemmy.ml ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 month ago message-square66fedilink
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•1 month agoI can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•1 month agoI’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•1 month agoGive me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month ago(Wait, how is “money” a pun in this instance?) No, I don’t think I WHALE.
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•1 month agoshoots gun into shoulder Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-21 month agoYour F A C E.
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
(Wait, how is “money” a pun in this instance?)
No, I don’t think I WHALE.
shoots gun into shoulder
Yeah, so, money now if you would, please
Your F A C E.
Your M U M.