• What? Did I turn it off and on again? I’m a very smart technology person, of course my big brain already thought of that. I develop software for a living. It couldn’t be that simple or I wouldn’t be calling you.

    . . .

    Turning it off and on again worked. My shame is immense and I have wasted everybody’s time.

    (And that is how I learned to embrace my own idiocy and do the recommended, simple troubleshooting tasks without questioning them.)