• Bram Stoker’s Way of the Vampire is at --/11, and is absolute trash. It’s also hilariously stupid and worth watching with people who enjoy making fun of movies.

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    Van Helsing makes himself immortal, time passes, and he recruits a ragtag band of teens to fight vampires after he (ahem) teaches them kung fu. Big bad gives a rousing speech through Spirit of Halloween plastic fangs.