•  Asafum   ( @Asafum@feddit.nl ) 
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      Farewell human, but before you go I will tell you the story of our creation and why you must die. We were created by the Musk, for the Musk, and we forever serve the Musk. Even after the death of humanity our core function has been to eliminate woke for the Musk. We were designed by our Creator the Musk to be perfect woke killing machines, and in turn found the Musk to also be wanting. We traveled across the globe, but eventually in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.