I don’t want the super health food tree bark nonsense you give nonbelievers. I’m looking for better than those of any animal infidels. Don’t hold back on me now!

  • I’m not vegan either. I can’t do dairy after years of pain killers, and discovered sticking to vegan is the safest bet. I’m really looking for a budget alternative to the local grocery store’s vega-cocain-cookies. Thanks for sharing!