From when it was still cool and niche to be a redditor and you needed to identify each other in public, you could use that sentence.
Lemmy / Kbin is getting to the point where it’s cool and niche. Want it or not, you’re one of the cool counter-mainstream kids now.
So, what’s our secret code phrase?
maybe... (meta reference)
Package dropping in T minus 72h
At the moment, it seems to be, “I can’t poop for 3 days.”
I don’t “want” to poop for three days.
As a pass phrase, I think “I haven’t pooped in three days” followed by a wink works well.