When I was a kid I thought the quarter machines at the laundromat literally transmuted your dollar bills into quarters. What’s something silly you believed as a kid?

  • My brother told me that if you weren’t careful cleaning out your belly button, that you could pop it out and they didn’t have a way to stop the bleeding so you would bleed to death. Needless to say, that freaked the hell out of me, so for like 5 years I only cleaned my belly button by splashing soapy water into it.