“The smell and taste of artificial pancake syrup are so overpowering that I had to remove the box from my kitchen with a pair of tongs and relegate it to a c...

“The smell and taste of artificial pancake syrup are so overpowering that I had to remove the box from my kitchen with a pair of tongs and relegate it to a c…

  • Che Banana ( The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) 
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    12 days ago

    Poetry to read

    The filling’s syrup smell is so persistent that after a full Silkwood shower and three handwashes with Method brand lavender soap (their most fragrant varietal), I can still smell Chicken and Waffles Oreos on my hands when I adjust my glasses or tuck my hair behind my ears. It’s a modern-day Edgar Allan Poe story, and I cannot escape the beating of the hideous heart. But with syrup>

    Now anecdotally I have experienced deep fried oreos out of morbid curiosity… Unexpectedly this was at a German restaurant that makes Pizza in South Carolina back in the day…they used to do Oktoberfest and we went there for that and it was there I went for the absolute sin.

    It was unexpectedly good, the fryer was clean so there wasn’t a funky oil flavor, and the creamy filling was warm and delicious… Like I said I was extremely surprised and have not dabbled in the devils desserts since because I doubt it can be recreated as well…so the fried Oreo flavor served cold sounds horrible.