And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.

  •  Empricorn   ( @Empricorn@feddit.nl ) 
    60•1 year ago

    EVERY drink is water!

    • Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
    • Juice is less water and some squished fruit
    • Beer is less water and some cooked hops
    • Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
    • Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
    • A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit

    So DON’T TELL ME WATER ISN’T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water…