Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.
I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls
This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)
They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.
Handles that pretty nicely
I’m saving this in case I run into one of of his simps.
Salad. Lol classic.
This my be my favorite onion article since Man Returns To Work after Vacation With fresh, Reenergized
amazing that anyone even listens to this pest, the only time he’s not sobbing uncontrollably is when he’s in a coma.
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he’s a grifter, and the “political circus” is exactly where he wants to be. save your empathy for those who deserve it.
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Absolutely the fuck not. He’s a grifter.
yea, I was actually being incredibly kind calling him that.
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Missing, “I haven’t read everything he ever wrote, but I do have some criticisms.”
Lol some of these aren’t bad.
