- NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 18•7 months ago
I’m not wearing any clothes.
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) 13•7 months ago
Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I’m suddenly stark naked? It’s going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I’ll be really frustrated because I’m wearing my favourite shirt right now
- ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 ( @Nemo@midwest.social ) 11•7 months ago
Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
- velox_vulnus ( @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml ) 3•7 months ago
I’m a believer of science, so I would like to understand how did you reach to that conclusion.
- ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 ( @Nemo@midwest.social ) 3•7 months ago
Oh, because the rest of my outfit was just work clothes and I was tired of wearing them anyway. But I put the pigtails in braids on purpose, I’d just done it, and it looked super cute.
- velox_vulnus ( @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml ) 1•7 months ago
Okay, it took me too long to realise that you were talking about a sports bra and not a bar.
I kept thinking to myself if sports bar was like this place where people were too engrossed in drinking protein shakes to not pay attention to a naked person.
OP is talking about people being butt-naked in this winter. Err, if you have longer pigtails, I guess you could do something of that situation.
- ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 ( @Nemo@midwest.social ) 2•7 months ago
No, a bar. A busy, loud, crowded bar with sticky tables and cheap beer.
- velox_vulnus ( @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml ) 3•7 months ago
Okay, got it. Kinda like the DnD tavern, but modern times. You’ll do fine either way.
- LadyLikesSpiders ( @LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml ) 6•7 months ago
Aside from panic at what the fuck just happened, walk to the bedroom, and grab some new clothes
- Jourei ( @Jourei@lemm.ee ) English5•7 months ago
I’m in a metro, so … dang. It’s suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.
- verdare [he/him] ( @verdare@beehaw.org ) 5•7 months ago
I’m in the bathroom, so it wouldn’t affect me much. Would lose a pair of really fluffy pajamas, so that sucks.
- ArugulaZ ( @ArugulaZ@kbin.social ) 5•7 months ago
Lately, I’d get hypothermia.
- Vlaxtocia [she/her] ( @Vlaxtocia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•7 months ago
I’m currently sat on the toilet, I guess I’d take it as my queue to go have a shower
- Fulthi ( @Fulthi@kbin.social ) 3•7 months ago
Well I’m at work so this is potentially life-altering.
- 0x4E4F ( @0x4E4F@infosec.pub ) English2•7 months ago
I’m just cold… that’s it…
- Dharma Curious ( @DharmaCurious@startrek.website ) 2•7 months ago
Suddenly I’ve had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn’t have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted “straight” guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it’s either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
- Björn Tantau ( @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ) 1•7 months ago
I’d ask myself if Patrick Stewart was somewhere nearby.