The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣
Do your best and your worst.
kartoffelsaft ( @kartoffelsaft@programming.dev ) English6•1 year agoNot really an answer to the question, but does anyone else think that the phrases “take a shit” and “give a shit” seem swapped? You say you’re gonna take a shit when you are giving one to the toilet, and you say you don’t give a shit when you are unwilling to take shit.
juliorapido ( @juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•1 year agoPooping station
kool_newt ( @kool_newt@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year agoI’ll be in my office downloading some files.
sharkfeek ( @sharkfeek@lemmy.fmhy.ml ) English4•1 year agoAn old timey one I heard was ‘I need to see a man about a horse’ and one I’ve actually heard people use was ‘I need to drop the kids off at the pool.’
DonnieDarkmode ( @DonnieDarkmode@lemm.ee ) English3•1 year agoDrop the Browns off at the Super Bowl, drop a duece, “are you gonna take a [first name] and wipe your [last name]?”
spitz ( @spitz@lemmy.ml ) English3•1 year agoLeave a deposit, drop the kids off at the pool.
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 ( @Nemo@midwest.social ) English2•1 year ago“Practicing the tuba” is my go-to with peers, but if I need to be delicate I might say someone “had to step into another room for a minute”. To my family, I say “I’m going to sit down upstairs for a little while” and they know what I mean.
vrac ( @vrac@beehaw.org ) English2•1 year ago“delivery report”
Juggs ( @Juggs@aussie.zone ) English2•1 year agoGrowing a tail.
Backing one out.
Laying some deep sea cable.
Taking an Edgar/Bradley/Travis (Britt/Pitt/Tritt)
Snapping one off.
Pinching off a loaf.
Giving birth to a project manager.
Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) English1•1 year agoThe throne is a frequent one.
Also releasing torpedoes, and Talking to God