What we know:
Well loved
Has been suspended
Is paid £35,000
Male
Surely we can figure it out?
EDIT:
The allegations, first reported by the Sun on Friday, are that the BBC presenter paid £35,000 for explicit photos over a three-year period, starting when the teenager was 17
Sorry, misunderstood this part. Maybe we cannot figure it out
I’m hearing reports that Mr Blobby hasn’t been seen around Television Centre for a few days now.
This kind of implies he was regularly wandering the corridors, which is disconcerting.
Blobby doesn’t wander, he stalks. Relentless in his search for Blackburn.
Blackburn is a myth!
To be fair to him, he grew up behind the iron curtain, just another product of his upbringing.
Great Uncle Bulgaria didn’t come from Bulgaria, he was named after it, besides, it’s his first name, his surname is Coburg, and he didn’t come from there either, he always lived in the UK, since the 1600s.
Sorry, you can’t just slander wombles.
I’m genuinely struggling to think of a BBC presenter that is “well loved”.
That’s a bit harsh, there are plenty. Some proper wrong 'uns have pointed the finger at David Attenborough and I hope there’s a special place in Hell for them.
Reports say they earn 6 figures, which doesn’t narrow it down much.
