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The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website )  to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 3 years ago

You can never be sure

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You can never be sure

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The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website )  to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • spudwart ( spudwart@spudwart.com ) 
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  • slurpeesoforion ( slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ) 
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    I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

    • Technus ( Technus@lemmy.zip ) 
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      “Computer, sudo end program”

      User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

      “… what?”

      • Transporter Room 3 ( Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ) BannedBanned
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        Santa puts another name on the “naughty” list

    • JWBananas ( JWBananas@startrek.website ) 
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    • The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ) OP
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  • IninewCrow ( ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Walk outside? … I’m sitting on my couch and I could ask the same thing.

    • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 
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      Do not end program or you will fall to the floor, snaccs will disappear, and the cleaning crew will come to empty the biofilters.

      • IninewCrow ( ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Cleaning crew mistakes you as remnants of the biofilter

        • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 
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          I note it in my logs as an honest mistake & can’t blame lower decks.

          However I file a dispute that the safety protocols should not be as strict bcs it flagging me as ‘potentially not trash’ mere moments before sweet incineration was a major letdown & it totally messed up my day.

  • GregorGizeh ( GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Im pretty sure I wouldn’t run such a shitty program for so long.

  • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 
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    I do the same. Hoping I am just a part of the program.

  • synae[he/him] ( synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Probably should say it as soon as you wake up

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