I can’t explain why this is accurate, but it is.

But Vulcans are vegetarian! Surely this should be something plain and veggie. A hummus pita with a single kebab shop pickled chili.

I am thinking it would be matzo bread, paschal lamb with a bit of squeezed lemon and red wine.

And when he sits down to eat it he would notice some tribble hairs and pick them all off individually before eating.

EDIT: Not sure if you can get paschal lamb from a replicator but fuck is that stuff good irl.

Doesn’t track for this human.

This meal: would try out of curiosity.

X: won’t try because garbage.

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