Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English46•6 months agoWhy did you build a death ray?
To take over the world.
No, I mean, what mad hypothesis are you testing? Are you just making mad observations?
Look, I’m just trying to take over the world. That’s all.
You’re at least going to leave some of the world as a mad control group, right?
Sad fact: most “mad scientists” are actually mad engineers.
(Borrowed from a Cowbirds in Love strip which at the time of this writing is inaccessible.)
BrundleFly2077 ( @BrundleFly2077@lemmy.wtf ) English14•6 months ago AlgeriaWorblebot ( @AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz ) English2•6 months agoI miss Cowbirds in Love.
puchaczyk ( @puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English40•6 months agoFor those who are curious it’s properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.
guyrocket ( @guyrocket@kbin.social ) 11•6 months agoTHANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!
meyotch ( @meyotch@slrpnk.net ) English7•6 months agoThis person centrifuges!
lolola ( @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English8•6 months agoI’m going mad just looking at this. I mean maybe it’s actually balanced, but like… there are easier ways. Stop tryna flex and spin your shit down.
SatanicNotMessianic ( @SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml ) English6•6 months agoHaving dealt with this kind of thing before, it gives a new and more literal definition to the phrase “bloody idiot.”
blandfordforever ( @blandfordforever@lemm.ee ) English4•6 months agoThat’s a properly balanced centrifuge. Perhaps we should be calling you the silly names.
skillissuer ( @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•6 months agoi think that centrifuge might be actually balanced
skillissuer ( @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de ) English6•6 months agoyeah it is, it’s 5 pairs + one triangle
- Omega_Haxors ( @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) English4•6 months ago
Actual mad scientists: 🤬🥼🧪
guyrocket ( @guyrocket@kbin.social ) 3•6 months agoBut what are they so mad about?
👍Maximum Derek👍 ( @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ) English2•6 months agoAny time you see a video of a cat backing up and saying “no no no no no” it’s because they’re watching the researcher’s hand move toward the on switch of that centrifuge.
Venator ( @Venator@lemmy.nz ) English1•6 months agoThird photo should be of the dude from Explosions&Fire or NileRed.
Dem Bosain ( @DemBoSain@midwest.social ) English3•6 months agoPurple gold will be the death of us all.