Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) 26•6 months agoIf my toilet were sentient, I would get a non- sentient normal toilet. Idiot OP.
PixTupy ( @PixTupy@lemmy.ml ) 8•6 months agoWould you keep the sentient one as a friend?
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) 11•6 months agoSure. It’s not like I have many friends.
Jimmycrackcrack ( @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ) 5•6 months agoThis would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there’d have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you’d still have to shit and then there’s the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you’d have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
TexMexBazooka ( @TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ) 7•6 months agoYou vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; I’d rip that bitch out in a heartbeat
bane_killgrind ( @bane_killgrind@kbin.social ) 12•6 months agoAny strong feelings are undesirable.
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 5•6 months agoWouldn’t you rather bring great joy and pleasure every time you go?
bane_killgrind ( @bane_killgrind@kbin.social ) 4•6 months agoI consistently shit at work, I don’t want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I’d put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
Mongostein ( @Mongostein@lemmy.ca ) 8•6 months agoI’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
Catsrules ( @Catsrules@lemmy.ml ) 8•6 months agoIs it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
Catsrules ( @Catsrules@lemmy.ml ) 3•6 months agoIf I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
moog ( @moog@lemm.ee ) 3•6 months agoTrue, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 1•6 months agoAll toilets crave yours and nobody else’s.
GregorGizeh ( @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ) 7•6 months agoI don’t know what show or year even, but when I was a kid I remember some weird sci fi show or movie with people being on a sort of sentient organic space ship, and the toilets were literally this. Living things that would feast on human waste, iirc including going the extra mile of having tongues to lick the user clean.
cheesymoonshadow ( @cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ) 5•6 months agoI already spend too much time sitting on the toilet. If I got a good tonguing, I may never leave.
AlternateRoute ( @AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca ) English4•6 months ago GregorGizeh ( @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ) 3•6 months agoThats it, lmao
Looks even more obscure than I remembered
vext01 ( @vext01@lemmy.sdf.org ) 1•6 months agoWhat did I just watch??!
ezchili ( @ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi ) 6•6 months agoToilets do a really important job and it is one that I would not enjoy doing myself.
If it’s got a poop fetish then fuck it, I’ll host parties and take suggestions on what too feed guests!
I mean I don’t wanna force my toilet to consume my poop, i’m not a capitalist!
bionicjoey ( @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ) 2•6 months agoCrapitalist*
CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@futurology.today ) English4•6 months agoCrave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
Auzy ( @Auzy@beehaw.org ) 4•6 months agoI’ve noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(
DontMakeMoreBabies ( @DontMakeMoreBabies@kbin.social ) 5•6 months agoI haven’t… But I don’t use Facebook or Reddit.
Auzy ( @Auzy@beehaw.org ) 2•6 months agoYeah, this is one of those Facebook /reddit reposts
The really cool thing about Lemmy was that everything being posted like science memes seemed like fairly original content.
But now it’s starting to feel like people are trying to post for karma, and we’re going to start seeing crap from Facebook here in the past week
NaibofTabr ( @NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ) English3•6 months ago“Let’s build robots with Genuine People Personalities,” they said. So they tried it out with me. I’m a personality prototype. You can tell, can’t you?"
Devi ( @Devi@kbin.social ) 3•6 months agoWhen you poo in the woods the poo is instantly covered with bugs and bacteria that love poo and start to break it down.
I guess it would be just the same, you know someone is eating it but it doesn’t really enter your thoughts
superterran ( @superterran@discuss.online ) 3•6 months agoYou definitely want it to enjoy the experience, otherwise it seems too risky to sit
rothaine ( @rothaine@beehaw.org ) English1•6 months agoWhat will you do when the toilet licks its lips
Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English3•6 months agoIf my toilet was sentient, I’d start going to the bathroom outside.
That’s cruel if it enjoys it, like not feeding a pet.
Mnglw ( @mnglw@beehaw.org ) 4•6 months agono its not, consent is important
I do not consent to having my bodily waste be enjoyed by my toilet
Pls 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
Mnglw ( @mnglw@beehaw.org ) 3•6 months agooh I see you’re that kinda person
No means no
NotJustForMe ( @NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml ) 3•6 months agoSince its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I’d be making it extra happy. Since a toilets’ nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.
We’d be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.
Zorque ( @Zorque@kbin.social ) 2•6 months agoI’d rather they think of it as a normal function, like breathing is for us.
But I guess I’m not into extremes.
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 2•6 months agoOrgasms are also a normal function.