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5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 13•5 months agoConsentacles.
EmergMemeHologram ( @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ) 1•5 months agoWell there goes my afternoon
derbis ( @derbis@beehaw.org ) 9•5 months agoMake it a big hole, problem solved
fossphi ( @fossphi@lemm.ee ) English8•5 months agoIs this his son’s foray into tentacle porn?
gregorum ( @gregorum@lemm.ee ) English5•5 months agoMy First Kink
Lath ( @Lath@kbin.social ) 6•5 months agoWait until he learns about squirrels.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 6•5 months ago
Beware the Craken
zzzzz ( @zzzzz@beehaw.org ) 4•5 months agoKind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells… Perhaps you’d become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!
Elise ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) 4•5 months agoI wonder how far it would go.
Lefrax (he/him) ( @Lefrax@beehaw.org ) 2•5 months agoI know it’s a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said “… And now I’m swimming like there’s no tomorrow”