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 Chris Remington   ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago

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 Chris Remington   ( @remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 2 years ago
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  •  5714   ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    2 years ago

    Consentacles.

    •  EmergMemeHologram   ( @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ) 
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      Well there goes my afternoon

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    Make it a big hole, problem solved

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    Is this his son’s foray into tentacle porn?

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      My First Kink

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    Wait until he learns about squirrels.

  •  shiveyarbles   ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 
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    Beware the Craken

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    deleted by creator

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    Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells… Perhaps you’d become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

  •  Lefrax (he/him)   ( @Lefrax@beehaw.org ) 
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    I know it’s a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said “… And now I’m swimming like there’s no tomorrow”

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