athos77 ( @athos77@kbin.social ) 104•5 months agoYeah, so I found the original article for this screenshot, and it’s by Dash MacIntyre, a satirist who self-publishes on Medium.
Fudoshin ️🏳️🌈 ( @Fudoshin@feddit.uk ) English36•5 months agoAh fuck. I was really hoping dolphins were slating us. :(
ursakhiin ( @ursakhiin@beehaw.org ) English27•5 months agoThis doesn’t mean they aren’t. Just that we don’t have proof yet.
OpenStars ( @OpenStars@startrek.website ) English23•5 months agoI knew they were all talking about me!
DahGangalang ( @DahGangalang@infosec.pub ) English6•5 months agoDolphins are federal agents, confirmed.
OpenStars ( @OpenStars@startrek.website ) English10•5 months agoYea… hey wait a minute!
(you weren’t supposed to let on that we know - abort, abort!)
Mycatiskai ( @Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ) English23•5 months agoWith the current state of the world it is likely their parting words would be “So long, you assholes killed off the fish”
Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) English2•5 months agoWouldn’t that be “So long and thanks for all the fish”?
Mycatiskai ( @Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ) English4•5 months agoOriginally they were thanking the humans for feeding them all the fish. Now they would be telling us off for killing off all the good fish.
👍Maximum Derek👍 ( @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ) English20•5 months ago Declamatie ( @Declamatie@mander.xyz ) English14•5 months agoThat one episode of SpongeBob was right al along
guyrocket ( @guyrocket@kbin.social ) 5•5 months agoThat is why I call them dolfucks.
TheaoneAndOnly27 ( @TheaoneAndOnly27@kbin.social ) 3•5 months agoThis is like the dolphins who unionize and strike against the villains organization in starter villain by John sculzi llol
DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ) English2•5 months ago#NotAllDolphins
Blackout ( @Blackout@kbin.social ) 1•5 months agoWe are going to find out dolphins use the N word aren’t we?
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English2•5 months agoNeanderthal