Altima NEO ( @altima_neo@lemmy.zip ) English22•4 months agoAll of them?
Tolookah ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) 8•4 months agoUnsure if he could defeat Batman.
The Dark Lord ☑️ ( @TheRaven@lemmy.ca ) 8•4 months agoThis is actually an ongoing plot in the current run. In an altered state of consciousness, Batman created a failsafe, literally called Failsafe, to kill himself if he ever killed someone else.
When the program sees an article that he killed someone (he didn’t, it was a setup), it releases the robot Failsafe to defeat him. Batman has yet to defeat Failsafe, though he has survived so far against it.
Jojo ( @Silentiea@lemm.ee ) 1•4 months agoSo then he’s clearly going to, by the laws of narrative causality.
OutlierBlue ( @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ) English5•4 months agoCould he beat 100 bat-sized men? Or 1 man-sized bat?
Björn Tantau ( @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ) 3•4 months agoHe either defeats Batman or pulls him over to his side. Usually by invoking their parents.
Altima NEO ( @altima_neo@lemmy.zip ) English2•4 months agoThey’re was a run where he’s fighting an alternate universe Batman who is actually Thomas Wayne, from a universe where Bruce is the one that gets killed and Martha becomes the joker.
MTG8175 ( @MTG8175@lemmy.ml ) 1•4 months agoJeffrey Dean Morgan returning as Thomas Wayne Batman would have been dope asf.
Annoyed_🦀 🏅 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) 6•4 months agoOne Punch Man.
The Dark Lord ☑️ ( @TheRaven@lemmy.ca ) 12•4 months agoAll of them. The exception would maybe be something like Failsafe, which is a robot built by Batman (in an altered state of consciousness) to defeat himself if he ever killed someone. So, Batman is really the only one who could defeat Batman.
Ada ( @ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•4 months agoSquirrel girl could beat him :p
Jojo ( @Silentiea@lemm.ee ) 2•4 months agoSG my beloved could beat anyone if it was ironic enough.
ConfusedPossum ( @ConfusedPossum@kbin.social ) 9•4 months agoMr. Poopy Butthole
ArcaneSlime ( @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 7•4 months agoNow, I’m one of those “with enough time and prep, he could beat anyone” kinda guys, BUT, there is one near godly being that I think could take Batman:
Bugs Motherfucking Bunny.
Saigonauticon ( @Saigonauticon@voltage.vn ) English7•4 months agoOliver Twist. Anne of Green Gables. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Stuart Little.
All the characters in Charlotte’s web.
Bambi. Bambi’s mother.
Alice ( @Alice@beehaw.org ) 1•4 months agoAnyone in this thread could defeat Bambi’s mother.
Saigonauticon ( @Saigonauticon@voltage.vn ) English2•4 months agoWell, then we all have that much in common with batman! How cool is that?
Jojo ( @Silentiea@lemm.ee ) 1•4 months agoI mean it’s pretty easy to beat up a corpse, but does that really qualify as a victory?
Extras ( @Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today ) 6•4 months agoNo prep? Probably any no/low powered villian, the dumber the better chances
Alice ( @Alice@beehaw.org ) 5•4 months agoYknow, Kirby comes up in these power scaling conversations a lot, but I’ve never seen Batman vs Kirby before.
My gut instinct is that Kirby could defeat Batman, but it wouldn’t happen, because Batman would quickly figure out that he can get Kirby to do anything by dangling a lollipop in front of him.
I’d love if a Batman fan had a more nuanced take, though. I only know The Animated Series and it’s not exactly fresh in my mind.
dustycups ( @prex@aussie.zone ) 4•4 months agoMothman
ianovic69 ( @ianovic69@feddit.uk ) English2•4 months ago DirigibleProtein ( @DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone ) 2•4 months agoSiren Head
Snot Flickerman ( @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•4 months agoJohn Galt.
THE MASTERMIND ( @THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today ) 1•4 months agoPiss master