IninewCrow ( @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ) English13•4 months agoThey should recruit and assemble a flame thrower unit to fight the fire with fire.
Æsc ( @aesc@lemmy.sdf.org ) English12•4 months agoThe headline about the mayor of New York ordering the NYPD to shoot floodwater if it doesn’t disperse was funnier.
SwingingTheLamp ( @SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social ) English9•4 months agoWhat if they got cops to point their guns at it and scream, “GET ON THE GROUND!”? I bet that’d work better.
unalivejoy ( @joyjoy@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months agoChoke it!
IHeartBadCode ( @IHeartBadCode@kbin.social ) 2•4 months ago“We don’t need guns we need fire extinguishers.”
A quote that will live on longer than most Palestinians.
ursakhiin ( @ursakhiin@beehaw.org ) English6•4 months agoI’m from Texas and this one nearly got me…
Gamma ( @GammaGames@beehaw.org ) English5•4 months agoSurround it with barbed wire!!
thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) English5•4 months agoThey should ask the trees what they were wearing and then tell them that a spark is a beautiful living thing. If they’re not willing to let an innocent little spark become a beautiful little flame, then the trees and anyone who helped them are all murderers.
RobotToaster ( @RobotToaster@mander.xyz ) English5•4 months agoHave we tried nuking them?
Drusas ( @Drusas@kbin.social ) 1•4 months agoWould be better than what he’s using them for now.
aberrate_junior_beatnik ( @aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social ) English1•4 months agoI mean, he does have a grudge against trees