Rai ( @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 23•4 months agoThey also give away branded needles so you can give yourself an SQL injection.
apprehentice ( @apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social ) 21•4 months agoThey should have a rocks glass with a query on it
SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120
kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 19•4 months agoThe DBA at my old job used to keep a revolver with one bullet, and a bottle of evan williams in his cabinet. There would come many a time when he reaches for the drawer and opens it, seeing both. He always opted for the whiskey, but having seen some of our PRs, there were definitely times he lingered on the revolver.
This is a joke, btw. When’s the last time you’ve seen a dedicated DBA lol
penquin ( @penquin@lemm.ee ) 6•4 months agoCan we DROP the joke about DBs already?
ulkesh ( @ulkesh@beehaw.org ) English4•4 months agoSeriously though, MySQL is garbage and its replication is even worse. It is by design that you’re not supposed to rely on it. It’s apparently a feature that the replication gets out of sync. Why have it then?
I can’t wait until I no longer have to deal with databases. The time is coming!
Venia Silente ( @veniasilente@lemm.ee ) English3•4 months agoBartender, I’ll have a shot of that. And please clear my
TABLE
, I’d rather have a niceVIEW
. JakenVeina ( @JakenVeina@lemm.ee ) English2•4 months agoCan I get an Oracle version?
Bene7rddso ( @Bene7rddso@feddit.de ) 2•4 months agoThis is an Oracle version