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reboot6675 ( reboot6675@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database

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Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database

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reboot6675 ( reboot6675@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • ulkesh ( ulkesh@beehaw.org ) 
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    Seriously though, MySQL is garbage and its replication is even worse. It is by design that you’re not supposed to rely on it. It’s apparently a feature that the replication gets out of sync. Why have it then?

    I can’t wait until I no longer have to deal with databases. The time is coming!

    • MonsiuerPatEBrown ( MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com ) 
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      • firefly ( firefly@neon.nightbulb.net ) 
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        @ulkesh@beehaw.org

        Tax data is stored in a database.

        Birth and death data are stored in a database.

        I see a pattern here.

        If you are not born, and if you don’t die, you won’t get dumped.

      • ulkesh ( ulkesh@beehaw.org ) 
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        Well damn.

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