Or ol’ Donnie knows his shrivelled up dick is extremely well protected by his overhanging belly.
Ummm… it’s a little mushroom, thank you very much.
You know, for a party that is extremely anti-LGBTQ, the Republicans spend an awfully long time talking about penises.
And anal sex. I’ve heard way more about man on man anal sex from republicans than I have from my numerous gay friends who are also chronic oversharers.
Its the casualness. Gay men talk about gay sex the same way straight men talk about straight sex: clumsily, and frequently.
“Straight” men talking about gay sex talk about gay sex how romantic novelists talk about sex: detailed, florid, and full of euphemisms that someone paint an even more detailed portrait
Everyone is a kind of gay, but only conservatives are denied exploring those feelings so it presents in odd way like this.
Huh, dickhead confirmed

They are both standing next to what we think could have been a three-thousand year old space-witch. I would say Obama is cock-precautious and Trump is cock-foolish.
Trump doesn’t have cock confidence either.
He just can’t fold his tiny hands together since he is so fat.
DT probably hasn’t even seen his in at least a decade
You think people actually believe this shit
Very much yes.
If people believe crystals heal, the earth is flat, and Epstein killed himself, I can 100% see people believing this especially since it says nice things about Mango Mussolini.
Are you sure Dumpf just doesn’t know what to do with his tiny hands?






