- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English16•6 months ago
Blur balls is not a real, medical condition.
- jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English10•6 months ago
Amblyopia in corneal implants presents greater target acquisition error variance in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems
- LynneOfFlowers ( @LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social ) English7•6 months ago
Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English7•6 months ago
Keep your eye on the ball by affixing the ball to spaghetti and then affixing the spaghetti to your eyes. You may use different colored spaghetti if you so choose.
- Thegods14 ( @Thegods14@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English6•6 months ago
What happened to me right before my retina detached
- crawancon ( @crawancon@lemm.ee ) English6•6 months ago
“…with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys.”
- Ekky ( @ekky@sopuli.xyz ) English3•6 months ago
Multi-target laser guided auto-lock eye upgrade for sports now available at your local augmentation center. Ads included!
- onlinepersona ( @onlinepersona@programming.dev ) English3•6 months ago
How can we trust our eyes if what they see isn’t real?
Anti Commercial AI thingy
- the w ( @itmightbethew@beehaw.org ) English2•6 months ago
Everyone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinesis
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) English2•6 months ago
DARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!
- Manzas ( @Manzas@lemdro.id ) English1•6 months ago
When you set your ipd to negative integers
- LiveLM ( @LiveLM@lemmy.zip ) English1•6 months ago
Jigsaw’s latest trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.