

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.
Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like
But… I don’t like that one…
Jesus wept
There’s coffee in that cash grab.
10/10 should have used that for the post title!
I don’t modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.
“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”
Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol
The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately
Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P
Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.
Scotty, two to beam Bean up.
I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.
you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.
the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.
10Forward is leaking? It’s an elaborate meme, right?