and, don’t you notice something rubbing against it when you move?
- bloodfart ( @bloodfart@lemmy.ml ) 49•5 months ago
Why not spend a few bucks on a thong and find out?
because I don’t want to waste money
- bloodfart ( @bloodfart@lemmy.ml ) 25•5 months ago
it’s only a waste if you don’t like it…
They’re worth it if you get swamp ass. You don’t really notice it after like a week of wearing them.
But, only get cotton or modal. The synthetic fabrics just hold moisture against your skin.
- Alienmonkey ( @Alienmonkey@lemm.ee ) 2•5 months ago
I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.
Yeah, agreed. Wool is definitely the best, but I’ve only been able to find one person, on etsy, who makes wool thongs for men, and they’re like $45 a pair. Great quality, but pricy.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 1•5 months ago
Just be sure to get a brown thong to avoid embarrassment
Or wash your ass properly.
- DavidDoesLemmy ( @DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone ) 27•5 months ago
Why you all taking about your butts? I wear thongs in the summer. They’re quick to slip on and pretty comfortable footwear.
- DavidDoesLemmy ( @DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone ) 24•5 months ago
If your thongs are touching your anus, you’re wearing them wrong.
- cheesymoonshadow ( @cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ) 6•5 months ago
Or you’ve fallen victim to LA CHANCLA.
- JCPhoenix ( @JCPhoenix@beehaw.org ) English4•5 months ago
NO MOM NOOOO
- pixeltree ( @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 19•5 months ago
I plug for a couple days at a time every once in a while, honestly you stop noticing the outside contact after a couple hours. Then you forget it’s there for the most part until you move and it grinds against your prostate and you’re like “oh right this is nice” and you start doing kegels and leaking in your cage
- Finalsolo963 ( @Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English22•5 months ago
Lady, the question was “do thongs touch you butthole?”
Please tell whoever is holding the keys that a random on the internet said to let you cum, if not for your own sake then for the rest of ours.
- pixeltree ( @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•5 months ago
Hahahahahahaha
- deezbutts ( @deezbutts@lemm.ee ) 7•5 months ago
Pronoun, this is a Wendy’s.
- pixeltree ( @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•5 months ago
Wen deez nutts? Around 8 pm
- mub ( @mub@lemmy.ml ) 17•5 months ago
Is it true they play a G note when you fart?
- xor ( @xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English3•5 months ago
Pop a pair on and report back to us
- mub ( @mub@lemmy.ml ) 4•5 months ago
Turns out, D#
- HEXN3T ( @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•5 months ago
Uhm actshually it’s Eb
nerd emoji
- mub ( @mub@lemmy.ml ) 3•5 months ago
True, depends which Key you are in.
- HEXN3T ( @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•5 months ago
And it also depends which instrument you play
- SaltySalamander ( @SaltySalamander@fedia.io ) 17•5 months ago
Some people aren’t afraid of their assholes.
- Album ( @Album@lemmy.ca ) 12•5 months ago
Isn’t that the whole point? But no to the latter question. Your shoes rub your toes but you probably forget about it after a while. Ever wear sandals? There’s comfy pairs and uncomfy pairs.
- MajorMajormajormajor ( @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ) 12•5 months ago
I love when my sandal’s thong rubs my f’anus as I walk, it’s a great feeling.
- CALIGVLA ( @Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English7•5 months ago
What horrible day to have eyes.
- nsfwpls ( @nsfwpls@lemdro.id ) English9•5 months ago
I think it depends on the thickness of the cheeks and thong/string. I have a thicker than average booty for a guy, and I usually just feel thongs rest between my cheeks. If I start doing some crazy stretches or yoga I’m sure it’d get a little closer to the anus as things spread out.
Strings definitely get more up close and personal, but I feel it more on the top of my ass where it meets my back and on my gooch than my anus directly. It definitely goes a little deeper between the cheeks though, but I sure don’t feel it rubbing against my anus. The right thong/string should feel like almost wearing nothing.
- Linnce ( @Linnce@beehaw.org ) 8•5 months ago
Yes. It doesn’t really rub, it sits still because it’s tight against your body. Honestly you quickly forget you’re wearing it after putting it on.
- rozwud ( @rozwud@beehaw.org ) 7•5 months ago
I notice it as much as I notice any other article of clothing against any other part of my body. It doesn’t really register.
- Tiefling IRL ( @tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•5 months ago
I wear them pretty often in nightlife. I had the worst wedgie from one last night. Usually you don’t notice them but mine has thick straps (it’s fetishwear, I’m a performer) so yeah…
I also wear a g-string underneath for safety
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 4•5 months ago
Also do you find yourself singing the thong song
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 3•5 months ago
And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?
- HatchetHaro ( @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•5 months ago
I don’t wear thongs, though I do have an interest in trying. That being said, I think it might be comparable to wearing flip flops; sure you’ll feel it between your toes for a bit, then it stops registering.
- 01011 ( @01011@monero.town ) 3•5 months ago
Maybe that’s what they want…
- ArcaneSlime ( @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 1•5 months ago
“Either?”
That implies 2 and only 2 choices, we just letting this rock now? Last I heard that was transphobia.