- EveningPancakes ( @EveningPancakes@lemm.ee ) English142•5 months ago
All you need to know is that he labeled himself as a consultant. Which reminds me of this joke.
Once upon a time there was a shepherd tending his sheep at the edge of a country road. A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him.
The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, Jovial Swiss wrist watch and a BHS tie gets out and asks the shepherd: “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sprawling field of sheep and says: “Okay.”
The young man parks the SUV, connects his notebook and wireless modem, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150 page report on his high tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says:"You have exactly 1,586 sheep here. "
The shepherd answers: "That’s correct, you can have your sheep."The young man takes one of the animals and puts it in the back of his vehicle. The shepherd looks at him and asks: “Now, if I guess your profession, will you pay me back in kind?” The young man answers: “Sure.” The shepherd says: “You are a consultant.” “Exactly! How did you know,” asks the young man? Very simple, answers the shepherd. “First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about my business and I’d really like to have my dog back.”
- pastel_de_airfryer ( @pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br ) English50•5 months ago
From my experience working for a management consulting firm. It’s more like everyone knows what the problems are and how to fix them, but they are too scared of screwing up to do something about it.
So they hire a consultancy company to tell them what they already knew and take the blame if something goes wrong.
“No one ever gets fired for hiring McKinsey”
- SandbagTiara2816 ( @SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English26•5 months ago
“No one ever get fired for hiring McKinsey”
They fucking should. I mean, I understand why that doesn’t happen, given the world we live in, but man… McKinsey is fucking evil incarnate
- will_a113 ( @will_a113@lemmy.ml ) English74•5 months ago
This is so terrible it physically pains me.
- Lukewarm_Tea ( @Lukewarm_Tea@lemm.ee ) English15•5 months ago
This is terrible physics. It pains me
- becausechemistry ( @becausechemistry@lemm.ee ) English45•5 months ago
Alternate take: this is the same sort of mark self-sorting that scam artists use.
A reasonable person isn’t gonna reply to a typo-ridden email from a Nigerian prince. But those few who do are going to be easy to get everything from.
Imagine you’re an executive at the company your dad founded. You’re an idiot. Everyone knows you’re an idiot. But you think you’re smart. This guy is willing to consult with you about how your company will use AI (for a modest fee, of course). You don’t understand AI, but you think you do, and you just need someone to help with the details. And everyone has to nod their heads and agree to pay him because they’re afraid of getting fired.
You don’t have to fool everyone.
- The Bard in Green ( @thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ) English15•5 months ago
I have watched those exact guys eat an organization I worked for alive. At the end, they had like… 10 business consultants and 1 junior engineer. At an electronics engineering company.
https://i.natgeofe.com/n/4c509f20-8730-4cd1-a90b-6681394c92ca/NationalGeographic_1742512_3x2.jpg
- dave ( @dave@feddit.uk ) English5•5 months ago
I can still hear the penny dropping in my mind when I went from ‘How can anyone fall for that—it’s so obviously a scam…’ to ‘Oh, right…’ It sounded too Machiavellian to be true. I wonder if it was so carefully designed from the start, or a process of natural selection?
- Gilles_D ( @Gilles_D@feddit.de ) English31•5 months ago
This is comically stupid
- cum ( @moon@lemmy.cafe ) English30•5 months ago
These people have zero idea how AI works
- Blackmist ( @Blackmist@feddit.uk ) English33•5 months ago
No, they know how it really works.
You write “AI” on something and you get paid more. It’s like “organic” on food.
- Big_Boss_77 ( @Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ) English19•5 months ago
I can suggest an equation that has the potential to change the future…
E = MC² + S
S stands for sandwich…because I’m having one, for lunch…
- Generous1146 ( @Generous1146@beehaw.org ) English15•5 months ago
This implies that either A, I, or both are zero. So A*I means that anything artificial can not be intelligent and anything intelligent can not be artificial.
Dude played himself
- frezik ( @frezik@midwest.social ) English14•5 months ago
You can suggest that. It shows the world that you’re an idiot, but you are technically allowed to suggest it.
- fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English13•5 months ago
Just because you had a thought, doesn’t mean you should write a TED talk on it.
- Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) English12•5 months ago
So AI = E - mc2?
That’s some crazy physics right there.
- monk ( @monk@lemmy.unboiled.info ) English8•5 months ago
Makes perfect sense. More AI means less matter and more energy.
- halvar ( @halvar@lemm.ee ) English7•5 months ago
The way it’s worded makes me sure it’s written by a hallucinating AI.
- Allero ( @Allero@lemmy.today ) English6•5 months ago
The true meaning of that is that AI development is gonna draw exponentially more energy and that’s extremely inefficient to do the way it’s done and we’re all fucked
- cpw ( @cpw@lemmy.ca ) English6•5 months ago
I think my brain just fell out.
- aberrate_junior_beatnik ( @aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social ) English6•5 months ago
I don’t want to be on this planet anymore