- cross-posted to:
- linuxhumor@lemmy.ml
There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with “GNU” (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)
KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.
Kock and Kall Korture
DO NOT USE A ACRYONYM FOR THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PRIDEFUL FILIPINO!!!
These two joKes just had me laughing unKontrollably at my phone.
KDE is not an abbreviation, and not in the same way than XNA is not an abbreviation. Originally it was the Kool Desktop Environment which was quickly dropped not for the obvious KDE Desktop Environment but K Desktop Environment, which kinda makes sense given that KDE replaces 'c’s with ‘k’ all over the place – such as, to wit, its name as it’s a reference to CDE. Nowadays it’s plain KDE though.
Cool Desctop Environment
Make sure you’ve installed Flatseal from the DisKover Store
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
So it’s GNU the whole way down?
Always has been
🌏👨🚀🔫👨🚀
GNU Nominal Universalism
When they finish the words with G they can just add another layer of recursion and create BIG, an acronym for “BIG Is GNU”. And from there go on like a word chain game
Being free from megacorps let’s humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).
It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.
Really, huh, that’s … kinda nice to know? (In the ‘world is the tiniest bit better than I knew’ way)
I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.
It’s basically an SCP thing.I’m glad someone did.
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NAHHHH, and here i was thinking that “internet bot” just means a person spreading obvious propaganda on the internet.

update: The rest of this guys comments are the exact same kind of garbage. although this one was admittedly kinda funny:

corporate governance structures are anti-democratic by nature. framing corporate capture of innovation, economic opportunity, scientific research, and our most critical services as a positive thing is grotesque. nobody should own lifesaving research. nobody should own our houses, our hospitals, our livelihoods and our parks, corporations shouldn’t be able to decide what causes are worthy, what challenges can be addressed. we should. the people who do the work, who make the products, who do the labor that serves others, not unaccountable boards of ultra-wealthy assholes who think they get to make our decisions for us, and are using that power to actively kill the fucking planet.
if you wanna lick the boot, have fun with that corpo.
Corporations are an outdated means of organizing industry. While they can innovate upon existing technology, invention and discovery are avoided, as the length and uncertainties in such undertaking can eat into shareholder returns. While there are exceptions, this selective pressure is seldom overcome. This competitive evolutionary model forces participant companies into a race to the bottom. Corners are cut, labor stiffed, and customers squeezed in order to draw greater and greater profits – or else run the risk of loosing out to more ruthless competition.
In the same way large firms were able to stabilize disruptions in the supply chain through vertical and horizontal integration (thus outliving smaller, regionally managed businesses), mixed economies stabilize the shocks and disruptions of large firms, with the added benefit of re-focusing the output of industry to common goals, rather than to enrichment of a narrow few.
Overall, it is essential to see corporations as a phase in the conscious and unconscious evolution of human endeavor - a tool in the industrialized toolbox and not an end goal unto itself. It’s also important to learn to write for yourself, or you’ll be clowned on quite easily.

I hope this is AI generated and not something someone actually took time to draw.
Can confirm.
Source: am Linux diehard and sexual deviant
ffmpegffmpreg
Don’t look that up on LemmyNSFW.com
He forgot about the third category, silly Trans catgirl programmers :3
The name was decided before the acronym, just unfortunate
GNU’s not Unix tool kit image manipulation program. As long as you don’t believe Unix actually is an acronym
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What and gimp and gnome is weird?
Gnome is fantasy related and gimp is a sex thing
Hm…
You think there are some die-hard Christians against the use of BSD? 🤔
seen a few they seem to be okay with openbsd tho because it uses the pufferfish
As a non English native , today I learned what gimp is.😶

















