Thank you sir, I didn’t know the way to fix ailing welfare states was to make ChatGPT available to all.
It is truly the ultimate technofix.
“ChatGPT 7, please make me a sandwich, I’m hungry.”
As an AI language model, I cannot make a sandwich or any food for you.
However, because you have indicated that you are broke af, which is illegal in the State of Missouri, this conversation and your IP address has been reported to the state police.
lmao
I was going to make this very joke before I saw this.
I love the way these idiots keep incrementing the number on their ChatGPT fantasy as if it’s a sufficient image of the future and it’s going to get everyone on board. Complete failure of imagination, don’t try to picture any actual use for it or anything, just make it… more.
“I know not with what technology GPT-6 will be built, but GPT-7 will be built with sticks and stones” -Albert Einstein probably
@200fifty @Amoeba_Girl “GPT-11 will be built entirely out of sound waves from the sustain” - Nigel Tufnel, probably
gpt 7 is a beach hut
With a face drawn on it
People without an imagination trying to imagine what a prosthetic imagination would look like
That’s also why they get so excited about the current chatbots.
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The greatest version number war of our age is between Chrome and Firefox, nowadays both of which get a major version bump around once a month. Firefox is on 125 and Chrome is on 124.
Seems ridiculous since a full version updates used to mean something
They’re probably some sort of semver now.
Instead of Universal Basic Income, everyone should be given a small stipend to pay tribute to I, Sailor Sega Saturn. I demand tribute!
Hasn’t there been internal email and chat logs leaked showing that he knows he’s completely full of shit and just trying to make the most fucking money at any cost?
I’m not aware of any, got a source?
That’s convicted fraudster sam, different sam. Easy mistake, you can usually tell them apart by the hair.
How long until Sam Altman says that Social Security checks should go straight to him ?
Likely already happened years ago, but hasn’t been made public yet.
This is part one of enshittification: You give your service away to get users, and cater to their wishes. Then once they’re hooked you can do whatever you want because they can’t leave.
Just more technofeudalism from a technofeudalist.
it’s more insidious: it’s not giving it away. it’s subverting the “hmm UBI is good actually” argument and saying that people should receive compute instead of money, with a quiet “oh and naturally someone will have to pay us for providing them that compute”
not that I’d bet against them pulling a lock-in move down the line as well (or upsells or any number of other exploitation plays), mind you
I’m gonna use my compute to break the encrypting that guarantees that everybody gets an equal slice an then the compute is all mine! MINE!!! My next step is going to be autotuning a proper evil villain laugh.
so when you can’t get the retail and/or enterprise markets to give you enough money to get dem gainz you were hoping for on your grift, ah yes naturally it should be government money that bails you out. got it.
So trickle down AI?
I thought Thatcher on Acid was a band from the 80s, not the EAies’ approach to economic policy
Is this the guy that kindly asked for 7 trillion? Of course he doesn’t want UBI, because he wants to vacuum up all the money to dump it in his robot girlfriend.
Odd take, but if we zoom out,…
access to internet, and functioning computing is increasingly important for everyone. It obviously doesn’t rank about healthcare, safe housing, and foundational income.
nobody is obliged to construct a less stupid version of the stupid claim, though
if he meant a less stupid version, he could easily have said that
nobody is obliged to construct a less stupid version of the stupid claim, though
if he meant a less stupid version, he could easily have said that
Extremely quotable and vastly applicable.
This post may be the epitaph of our civilization.
I’m speaking for myself, not him. People need internet and such, but it’s not the first thing on the list
Yeah but has ‘lack of compute’ ever been an issue for people online? Really weird to do a 80/90’s university style supercomputer computing time per department distribution style system in 2030.
Usable fibre broadband is part of the universal service obligation for British Telecom landlines now
Thanks Sam!
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they are the same wankers
Is he trying to reframe the concept of a free trial as if it’s some altruistic thing?
personally, I’m in favor of it. imagine all the use cases. shouldn’t take long













