- मुक्त ( @mukt@lemmy.ml ) 42•4 months ago
The life I live is not aligned with my principles.
- PerogiBoi ( @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ) 17•4 months ago
I met my wife because I was flirting with this woman and then she left and my wife showed up and in my drunken state I thought she was the same girl I was talking to before so rizz was exceptional and I ended up keeping her after that night.
10 years later we got married last year! Woo! Embarrassment!
- ____ ( @____@infosec.pub ) 2•4 months ago
I met my wife because she actively lied on the internet about a thing that was important, but the die was cast.
- PerogiBoi ( @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ) 1•4 months ago
What did she lie about?
- Lath ( @Lath@kbin.earth ) 13•4 months ago
You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled. - PrivateNoob ( @PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ) 12•4 months ago
Sometimes I still can’t accept losing a game. I’m 23.
- henfredemars ( @henfredemars@infosec.pub ) English12•4 months ago
I spent over $2k on a bike I never wish to ride.
- Rentlar ( @Rentlar@lemmy.ca ) 5•4 months ago
I’ll just suggest to you, get an ebike, then you can hide how unfit you are 😏. Takes all the stress out of hills and some of the stress out of having impatient cars behind you, and keeps the enjoyable parts.
- 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖 ( @muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee ) English11•4 months ago
I was desperate enough to have sex with your mother.
- MajorHavoc ( @MajorHavoc@programming.dev ) 10•4 months ago
It’s hard to decide: Certain physical features often associated with beauty are too prominent on me. I have a habit of under-describing my best qualities when asked. And I’m too dang humble for my own good.
- CALIGVLA ( @Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English9•4 months ago
I post on Lemmy.
- Ferro ( @ferrodegaragem@lemmy.eco.br ) English3•4 months ago
And I comment and upvote on Lemmy! Nothing to be ashamed of.
- Fizz ( @Fizz@lemmy.nz ) 8•4 months ago
Probably my wardrobe. I keeping thinking in gonna change and I buy new clothes and I think I look very sharp then I wear that exact outfit a year later and it somehow looks junky and weird. I just wear office casual for everything now since it’s easy, doesn’t change and I have a lot of it.
- MajorHavoc ( @MajorHavoc@programming.dev ) 6•4 months ago
Considering that you’re making thoughtful attempt, odds are that the rest of us see you as very stylish and you’re just your own worst critic.
- Fizz ( @Fizz@lemmy.nz ) 4•4 months ago
Yes it’s because I think of myself as a good-looking outgoing guy and then I look in the mirror and I see an it worker 😅
As far as insecurities go it’s not a big deal to me.
- Davi ( @Sou_Puro_Osso@lemmy.eco.br ) Português7•4 months ago
I have 3 testicles, but 0 boyfriends
😔
- onlooker ( @onlooker@lemmy.ml ) 7•4 months ago
I’m too embarrassed to tell you. I’ll give you a freebie, though: I bought Mega Man X7 for the PlayStation 2. Unironically. On purpose. Having enjoyed the previous Mega Man X games, I didn’t think for a second it would be bad.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English6•4 months ago
Aside from relationship surprises and having the full Bruce Lee package, the first one that comes to mind is my mum wanted to reuse my grandpa’s unisex name and named me after him despite the gender difference. Despite him being my favorite family member, it feels awkward whenever I’m at gatherings.
- genuineparts ( @genuineparts@infosec.pub ) 5•4 months ago
Haha. The Honeymooners nose is funny as fuck and as as a fellow ace is can’t imagine how annoying it must be. The universe truly plays mean pranks at times
- PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] ( @PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ) English5•4 months ago
Maybe TMI but hygiene. When I’m too sad to clean up then obviously I don’t do it, but when I’m doing really good I get so caught up in my work that I forget to clean up.
- HeckGazer ( @HeckGazer@programming.dev ) 4•4 months ago
Ahh the old depression adhd combo, a classic
- HEXN3T ( @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•4 months ago
The only thing that I find genuinely embarrassing about myself is NSFW related, and this isn’t an anon account, so, yeah. Big one, though.
Other than that, I’ve just done a lot of particularly embarrassing things that I remember in my sleep that everyone else has probably forgotten about by now. I was immature for a long time. It’s normal.