Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up

Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.

Whistle any 70s rock song melody

Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That’s a very bad move.

Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.

Exploiting my hubris.

I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.

By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.

Subtly undermine my self-confidence.

Takes away my coffee

I dunno, but you can skip the boss fight if you bring me some nice food

Cheese.

Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.

Distract me with food and drink.

I’m not an incompetent fighter or anything. I assume it wouldn’t be a chance encounter, though, and I’d probably be prepared. In that case, well, they’d definitely have their work cut out for them. Prepare to dodge bullets, and engage in hand-to-hand combat with someone who can take a good beating before giving up.

I’m exhausted easily in my current state, however. Anything more than a short close quarters fight will likely do me in. That is, importantly, assuming I don’t use 💫drugs💫.

I’m gonna say donuts

Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.