The street address?

They’re conservative Christians and I’m a socialist atheist 🤷‍♂️

Compared to them, I’m broke. My street has 1.8mil+ houses on it. We got a super good deal on this place, it’s getting leased to us at cost.

We have to drive 10 minutes away to go grocery shopping. Not that there aren’t stores around here, but who wants to pay $8.39 for a box of organic hippy brand cereal?

I’m normal /s

I think we’re the only middle aged couple with no kids on this street and adjacent ones. Every couple I’ve seen even remotely near our age when we walk our dog either has children or a pram.

Did try to make friends with some new neighbours a while back that were roughly our age. Very friendly first chat, they were both enthusiastic about greeting us - they approached us first.

The first thing they asked was whether we had children, when we said no they were visibly disappointed and seemed to lack interest in furthering the conversation.

I don’t own a car

nothing. I am a very ordinary earthling in a very ordinary and nondescript living area. Everything is very very typical and does not stand out at all.

I’m the only one with a key to this door

I ride a bike as my primary form of transit.

My NZ accent

Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

I’m the only one not buying or selling drugs

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They do things the way they want while I’m doing them the way I want. Which is clearly the superior way (though they disagree).

No kids and I drive a shit car.