- originalucifer ( @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ) 13•4 months ago
The street address?
- The Bard in Green ( @thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ) 12•4 months ago
Compared to them, I’m broke. My street has 1.8mil+ houses on it. We got a super good deal on this place, it’s getting leased to us at cost.
We have to drive 10 minutes away to go grocery shopping. Not that there aren’t stores around here, but who wants to pay $8.39 for a box of organic hippy brand cereal?
- slapdasher ( @slapdasher@beehaw.org ) 12•4 months ago
They’re conservative Christians and I’m a socialist atheist 🤷♂️
- unmagical ( @unmagical@lemmy.ml ) 11•4 months ago
I’m normal /s
- FeelThePower ( @FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 6•4 months ago
I don’t own a car
- boogetyboo ( @boogetyboo@aussie.zone ) 6•4 months ago
I think we’re the only middle aged couple with no kids on this street and adjacent ones. Every couple I’ve seen even remotely near our age when we walk our dog either has children or a pram.
Did try to make friends with some new neighbours a while back that were roughly our age. Very friendly first chat, they were both enthusiastic about greeting us - they approached us first.
The first thing they asked was whether we had children, when we said no they were visibly disappointed and seemed to lack interest in furthering the conversation.
- HubertManne ( @HubertManne@kbin.social ) 6•4 months ago
nothing. I am a very ordinary earthling in a very ordinary and nondescript living area. Everything is very very typical and does not stand out at all.
- absGeekNZ ( @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ) English2•4 months ago
And I walk with my human legs. Nothing to see here.
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 5•4 months ago
I’m the only one with a key to this door
- ArgentCorvid [Iowa] ( @argentcorvid@midwest.social ) English4•4 months ago
Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out
- ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 ( @Nemo@midwest.social ) 4•4 months ago
I ride a bike as my primary form of transit.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months ago
My NZ accent
- eezeebee ( @eezeebee@lemmy.ca ) English3•4 months ago
I’m the only one not buying or selling drugs
- ShepherdPie ( @ShepherdPie@midwest.social ) 5•4 months ago
Have you considered trying to be a market disruptor by leasing drugs?
- HEXN3T ( @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•4 months ago
In contrast, I’m doing the most drugs.
- Fizz ( @Fizz@lemmy.nz ) 2•4 months ago
No kids and I drive a shit car.
- ValiantDust ( @ValiantDust@feddit.de ) 2•4 months ago
They do things the way they want while I’m doing them the way I want. Which is clearly the superior way (though they disagree).
- Dem Bosain ( @DemBoSain@midwest.social ) English1•4 months ago
They don’t know I’m watching them.
I’m always watching.