An animal, biped, featherless
Nice try glowies
I look like a greek god with a body rippling with muscles and a shock of flaming red hair. Not that you asked but im also incredibly honest and always tell the truth. Unlike this other guy I don’t guard a door with.
Mid
I’m just a 12-inch 60 watt guitar loudspeaker with tailored mid-range frequency response primarily used to record metal trying to find other guitar loudspeakers with tailored mid-range frequency responses primarily used to record metal
Like a child cosplaying as an adult
As a color, that entirely depends on what my wavelength is. I personally vibe with the wavelengths of 490 to 500 nanometers. But I’m also quite fond of rocking 600 to 620 nanometers on some days!
Caution: Retinal damage can occur at or above 4,000 lux. Judge my brightness at your own risk!
Aging hipster.
Ugly.
an actual goblin. like, with the rusty scimitar, three copper coins, and leather armor. The full ensemble.
I look like the archetypical IT guy. 30s, balding, overweight, like I’m constantly about to have a nervous breakdown (I am.)
Not telling my mother’s maiden name or first pet, but I feel like I should weigh in with all the non-serious responses.
Bald, beardy, tall and white. Reasonably attractive and fit, so not total neckbeard material. I dress kind of business casual.