- Dippy ( @Dippy@beehaw.org ) English33•4 months ago
Rattlesnakes aren’t even all that triggerhappy. A guy in Arizona went around the desert with a proxy leg and “stepped” on over 150 rattlers and for the most part, the snakes just wanted to get away. I think he said 6 of them chose to bite the leg
- drolex ( @drolex@sopuli.xyz ) English27•4 months ago
Don’t tread on me! Please. If that’s the same to you, I’d rather be left alone. Thank you.
- Dippy ( @Dippy@beehaw.org ) English21•4 months ago
I’m actually very distressed myself that I’ve stepped on you. This is not what I expected or wanted out of my day and I hope we can move along and never see each other again ever
- MonkeMischief ( @MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ) English4•4 months ago
Snake: “Bruh! Bruuuh! See me wavin? I’m wavin and rattlin I know I’m hard to see!”
Person: ||paralyzed with terror||
- lightnsfw ( @lightnsfw@reddthat.com ) English17•4 months ago
I was once halfway through climbing through a barbed wire fence when I noticed one directly under me. Pants shittingest moment of my life. Fortunately we both maintained our chill and there were no fatalities.
- iiGxC ( @iiGxC@slrpnk.net ) English16•4 months ago
I’m seeing them this week. :)
- iiGxC ( @iiGxC@slrpnk.net ) English5•4 months ago
🤟🤟🤟
- flora_explora ( @flora_explora@beehaw.org ) English3•4 months ago
Wow, enjoy!!!
- BmeBenji ( @BmeBenji@lemm.ee ) English2•4 months ago
🅱️ertified 🅱️anger
- meep_launcher ( @meep_launcher@lemm.ee ) English10•4 months ago
My cousin always posts about how he’d be loyal to you forever but if you cross him he’ll kill you. Usually it’s text on top of pictures of skulls or bugs bunny with a gun so you know he’s serious.
- ArcaneSlime ( @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•4 months ago
Lmao these need to be reposted in !THE_PACK@lemmy.world
- meep_launcher ( @meep_launcher@lemm.ee ) English2•4 months ago
Omg instant sub
- lseif ( @lseif@sopuli.xyz ) English5•4 months ago
i do the same thing tbh
- BmeBenji ( @BmeBenji@lemm.ee ) English3•4 months ago
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard had this idea 7 years ago please give credit where it’s due