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Tell me you live in America without saying you live in America…
This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.
I need your drive, man. I work at a university. People are mostly nice, but I still get annoyed with it.
Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you’re already retired/independently wealthy. Don’t fuck with your actual career or income.
I didn’t mean that I’d do it. Just that it takes energy to be able to deal with annoying people, even if you’re fucking with them.
I find that there’s a certain glee in getting paid to troll awful people.
7/10 meme, I got a chuckle when I saw “mandatory voluntary “
Ahh yes, voluntary mandatory, just like life imprisonment death sentence.
Pour one out this Memorial day for anyone stuck working for such a massive powertripping cunt as the one that wrote this.
I bet they’re also the type to loudly exclaim “no one wants to work anymore” when no one answers their calls at 4 in the morning.
The appropriate answer to that is the full staff making a chorus and singing to the bosses “FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU! WE’RE LEEEEAVING!”
Sounds like the company needs to increase its bus factor. Luckily, I can help the company by not doing any of this nonsense, to pressure execs into hiring more staff so that the team is robust enough to weather a catastrophe.
Whoever wrote that can go fuck themselves with a 40-grit sandpaper dildo made from a red hot curling iron.
On call rules AND on call pay, or STFU. Your staffing problem isn’t my problem and I can contact legal authorities if you do write me up for having my phone off or just not coming in.
every time someone tried to call me in i would say i’ve had alcoholic drinks; they shut up pretty quick after that.
Good luck with keeping people hired 🙂
This is why playing outer planets is traumatizing.
Go team!
So much passive aggressiveness and cynicism in just two words. I’m impressed.
