Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. My life is in your hands, dude.
You’re out of your element, 3PO.
That means that I don’t work, I don’t fly an x-wing, I don’t fucking ride in an x-wing, I don’t herd nerfs, I don’t turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON’T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!
How do you blow up a death star Walter?
God damn you Han! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Hoth? What the fuck, has anything got to do with Hoth? What the fuck are you talking about?
I’m sorry man I’m sorry.
Fuck it dude let’s go Podracing.
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Galactic Courts of Justice have roundly rejected prior restraint.
Look man this isn’t a New Republic thing.
Rebels. Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of the Empire, at least it’s an ethos
I am the Womprat
Shut the fuck up duffman!
This put the biggest goddamn smile on my face. I love this thread so much.
You want a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm? I can get you a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm by the end of the day!
Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!