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 vga   ( @vga@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

AI layoffs

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AI layoffs

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 vga   ( @vga@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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    CEO: why not both?

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      Shareholders: why not all three?

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        Considering that C-suite executives are usually fantastically expensive, they’d be a logical position to automate (assuming AI worked like suits think it does). For some veeeery strange reason no board of directors has suggested replacing themselves with AIs

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            It’s almost like the rules don’t apply to the moneyed class

        •  NigelFrobisher   ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) 
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          It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.

          Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?

      •  Tolookah   ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

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          Humanity: yes, let’s replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.

          •  hazeebabee   ( @hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ) 
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            Honestly 100% unemployed becuase we have a good universal income system or something would be great. But sadly it looks like we’re in a different timeline :(

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          *Several steps later*

          Narrator: And that, folks, is how we got the Utopia we live in, by replacing all the work with AI, and letting people enjoy their lives

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            Haha. No. Nothing so hopeful. The rich people will get even richer and everyone that used to be working class and middle class die a slow death.

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      CEO is the first role to go!

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