[a portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog next to a portrait of Elon Musk, set up as a side-by-side comparison. Below Sonic’s portrait is text describing his traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
Below Musk’s portrait is a nearly-identical list of traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- thinks he lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
]
The following trait should be added under Sonic: “frees animals from villain who has turned them into robots”.
And the following under Musk: “kills animals by implanting robot chips in their brains”.
this makes me think Musk is what you’d get if you crossed Sonic and Eggman
If you crossed Sonic and Eggman, which one would get pregante?
There’s a ton of evidence in internet about a pregnant Sonic
Everyone is talking about this
Well I’m never getting that thought out of my head.
nemesis is a powerful bald man
Is that referring to Jeff Bezos?
*Amazon Basics Lex Luthor
I would think so. Unless there’s another bald man with musk beef lol
that’s what i figured
Sonic actually has morals though.
Don’t do Sonic dirty like that.
wait why does sonic want to go to space
EDIT: right, nvm, I’m dumb, every single final boss in the sonic franchise since SA1 has taken place in space
I wish he would go, fast.
How does Elon Musk feel about chili dogs?
We know that Sonic is staunchly opposed to drugs and would say doing cocaine is “way past uncool.”