[a portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog next to a portrait of Elon Musk, set up as a side-by-side comparison. Below Sonic’s portrait is text describing his traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
Below Musk’s portrait is a nearly-identical list of traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- thinks he lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
]
frog 🐸 ( @frog@beehaw.org ) English34•13 days agoThe following trait should be added under Sonic: “frees animals from villain who has turned them into robots”.
And the following under Musk: “kills animals by implanting robot chips in their brains”.
this makes me think Musk is what you’d get if you crossed Sonic and Eggman
djsoren19 ( @djsoren19@yiffit.net ) 6•13 days agoIf you crossed Sonic and Eggman, which one would get pregante?
hemko ( @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English5•13 days agoThere’s a ton of evidence in internet about a pregnant Sonic
Everyone is talking about this
frog 🐸 ( @frog@beehaw.org ) English5•13 days agoWell I’m never getting that thought out of my head.
manucode ( @manucode@infosec.pub ) 13•13 days agonemesis is a powerful bald man
Is that referring to Jeff Bezos?
bobs_monkey ( @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ) 10•13 days ago*Amazon Basics Lex Luthor
hazeebabee ( @hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ) 3•13 days agoI would think so. Unless there’s another bald man with musk beef lol
that’s what i figured
Saik0 ( @Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com ) English11•12 days agoSonic actually has morals though.
Leate_Wonceslace ( @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English9•13 days agoDon’t do Sonic dirty like that.
AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) English5•13 days agowait why does sonic want to go to space
EDIT: right, nvm, I’m dumb, every single final boss in the sonic franchise since SA1 has taken place in space
doleo ( @doleo@lemmy.one ) English3•13 days agoI wish he would go, fast.
🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English3•12 days agoHow does Elon Musk feel about chili dogs?
We know that Sonic is staunchly opposed to drugs and would say doing cocaine is “way past uncool.”