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Gollum ( genfood@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Why spend money on ChatGPT?

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Why spend money on ChatGPT?

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Gollum ( genfood@feddit.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • aard ( aard@kyu.de ) 
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    Don’t have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

    It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

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      Omg lol

      ‘Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.’

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        Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

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          Just tried this.

          So fast!

          This guy’s AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!

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