- DerisionConsulting ( @DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca ) English45•1 month ago
That a non-offensive version of asking “whose the man” to a lesbian couple.
The answer is “neither”, and you look dumb for asking.- MagicShel ( @MagicShel@programming.dev ) 14•1 month ago
Wow. That is a harsh take. But true.
- Vanth ( @Vanth@reddthat.com ) English8•1 month ago
Got it, instead of asking which is the man, I will now ask which lesbian in the relationship has nuts and/or meat. Thank you for helping me be a better ally!
(Obligatory jk, please don’t ask this question to any lesbian)
- all-knight-party ( @all-knight-party@kbin.run ) 18•1 month ago
The peanut butter, with it’s thicker texture and protein is obviously the meat, and the jelly, with it’s more liquidy texture and lack of nutrition is the condiment
- BougieBirdie ( @Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English3•1 month ago
I second this.
I’d eat a peanut butter sandwich without the jelly, but I don’t think I’d ever eat just a jelly sandwich.
Similar question for cheese and ketchup, you’d be more likely to eat a cheese sandwich without ketchup than a ketchup sandwich without cheese
- constantokra ( @constantokra@lemmy.one ) 4•1 month ago
Who eats a cheese sandwich with ketchup? That’s disgusting. Now peanut butter and cheese sandwich? Perfectly acceptable.
- BougieBirdie ( @Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English2•1 month ago
If you’ve never tried it before, a grilled cheese sandwich cut into your favourite shapes just calls out to be dipped in ketchup. And if ketchup is too much, a creamy tomato soup is also acceptable.
But would you eat a peanut butter sandwich with catsup?
- mosiacmango ( @mosiacmango@lemm.ee ) 7•1 month ago
Peanut is a versatile flavor. Sweet, savory, whatever.
You could use it with ketchup if you like. The mix could be a pretty nice combo to use as a sauce for a Thai dish, honestly. Just on bread would probably be pretty overwhelming alone.
- JohnnyCanuck ( @JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ) 4•1 month ago
Not all condiments go with all fillings. For example, ketchup with tuna would be pretty rare, but mayo would be almost a requirement.
- Tiefling IRL ( @tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•1 month ago
You do you, but ketchup on a grilled cheese sounds nasty. Ketchup is a C tier condiment at best.
- HubertManne ( @HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ) 2•1 month ago
Jelly can have some nutrition but yeah peanut butter is the protein. Most vegan pho meat is from legumes after all.
- JohnnyCanuck ( @JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ) 2•1 month ago
Do you mean “faux” meat? “Pho” is Vietnamese soup. “Faux” comes from French and means “fake” or “imitation”, and is pronounced like “foe”.
- HubertManne ( @HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ) 3•1 month ago
indeed I do but I forget it spelt like that. not that I spell particularly well to begin with.
- JohnnyCanuck ( @JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 month ago
Cool, I had to ask because when I read “vegan pho meat” I actually thought you might be talking about pho specifically :)
- Tiefling IRL ( @tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 10•1 month ago
Meat is not a requirement in a sandwich
Counterpoint: Animal flesh is not a requirement to be called “meat”.
- t�m ( @finickydesert@lemmy.ml ) English6•1 month ago
The peanut butter and jelly is the meat with the bread as a condiment
Chaotic neutral, you love to see it
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English6•1 month ago
Does a sandwich have to have meat?
The PB and J are both fillings, or toppings for the case of an open sandwich.
- ouRKaoS ( @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ) 3•1 month ago
Due to naming convention I would say Peanut Butter, supported by “Ham & Swiss” and “Beef & Cheddar”.
Compelling argument!
- JohnnyCanuck ( @JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 month ago
“Filling” is the word you’re looking for, not “meat”.