- we_avoid_temptation ( @we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip ) English76•29 days ago
Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
- flamingo_pinyata ( @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ) English78•29 days ago
Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
- oce 🐆 ( @oce@jlai.lu ) English25•29 days ago
They do it just for fun! Gross.
- Pringles ( @Pringles@lemm.ee ) English33•29 days ago
Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…
- ChaoticNeutralCzech ( @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) English26•29 days ago
too late
Too late
Too Late
TOO LATE
There are way, way more “centipede monster girl” image results… DuckDuckGo/Google
- meowMix2525 ( @meowMix2525@lemm.ee ) English6•29 days ago
Those are clearly millipedes
- Sabata ( @Sabata11792@ani.social ) English3•29 days ago
I draw the line at 8 legs.
- TeryVeneno ( @TeryVeneno@lemmy.ml ) English2•29 days ago
The head tail goes hard
- joelfromaus ( @joelfromaus@aussie.zone ) English2•29 days ago
Centipedussy.
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English1•29 days ago
That top one is from momodora right?
- ChaoticNeutralCzech ( @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) English1•29 days ago
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English1•29 days ago
Oh actually yeah looking at the momodora character again its not even a resemblance besides the white hair and being a centipede
- AngryishHumanoid ( @AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ) English8•29 days ago
Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…
Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!
- zqwzzle ( @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ) English4•29 days ago
And three movies that never should have been made.
- Rhaedas ( @Rhaedas@fedia.io ) 21•29 days ago
When two centipedes
love each otherare both really hungry… - holycrap ( @holycrap@lemm.ee ) English13•29 days ago
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- i_stole_ur_taco ( @i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ) English48•29 days ago
The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.
- Sabata ( @Sabata11792@ani.social ) English19•29 days ago
Oh boy, the jar arrived!
- Poots ( @Poots@mander.xyz ) English7•29 days ago
And a complementary turkey baster, too!
- EarthShipTechIntern ( @EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ) English25•29 days ago
So THAT’S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch
- Hadriscus ( @Hadriscus@lemm.ee ) English8•29 days ago
damn, the lore thickens
- nick ( @nick@midwest.social ) English23•29 days ago
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
- nilclass ( @nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ) English18•29 days ago
Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
- Squirrelanna ( @Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ) English7•29 days ago
Good for him that his wife found the packets in the couch.
- EarthShipTechIntern ( @EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ) English2•29 days ago
Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.
- dumbass ( @dumbass@leminal.space ) English12•29 days ago
Huh, guess I’m a centipede then.
- Queen HawlSera ( @HawlSera@lemm.ee ) English5•29 days ago
That’s…
That’s amazing
- TheReturnOfPEB ( @TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ) English4•29 days ago
its a skeet world for them
- KillingTimeItself ( @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English4•29 days ago
thank god, i hated those fuckers enough already, if i had known they’d been capable of fucking i think i’d probably be done for by now.