Celebrities’ personal lives are not what I think of when I think of news. I do not g an f about them.

Takeaway: being a celebrity destroys any hope of having regular relationships.

The few celebrities I know of who still love each other after 20+ years do so mostly at the cost of their celebrity status. There’s a few like Dolly Parton who walk a fine line. Works best if the relationship pre-dates celebrity status.

I would just like to acknowledge the fact that I thought they had married and divorced long ago, and that I had thought so little about it that this is actually surprising news.

I’m so happy about my life choices not paying attention to these attention whores.