- AngryishHumanoid ( @AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ) English63•9 days ago
This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.
- li10 ( @li10@feddit.uk ) English41•9 days ago
who tf putting a key up there?
- usualsuspect191 ( @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ) English30•9 days ago
Where else can you store them while swimming?
- absGeekNZ ( @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ) English9•9 days ago
Ah the old prison wallet. Classic.
- sundray ( @sundray@lemmus.org ) English19•9 days ago
“We are discreet. But we also think it’s funny.”
- Cagi ( @Cagi@lemmy.ca ) English19•9 days ago
“Million to one shot, doc”
- Scrubbles ( @scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ) English4•9 days ago
It was a fusilli Jerry
- sundray ( @sundray@lemmus.org ) English3•9 days ago
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English13•9 days ago
… that sign … they just kept it because it seemed funny after they retrieved it from a pacient.
- Lime Buzz (fae/she) ( @SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ) English9•9 days ago
Wait, why an apple?
- don ( @don@lemm.ee ) English31•9 days ago
Because pineapples are a bit trickier, obviously
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English19•9 days ago
Especially if there is already a pizza in there - people get rally mad & very political
- ShinkanTrain ( @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ) English2•9 days ago
Why would you ruin a perfectly good pineapple by putting it on pizza when you can ruin it by shoving it up your ass
- Ms. ArmoredThirteen ( @ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ) English8•9 days ago
Relatively smooth, round and ‘filling’, comes with a convenient stem to hold on to that definitely won’t break on extraction
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English4•9 days ago
… I can only assume it’s like peanut butter with dogs, but you know, for horses.
- GooberEar ( @GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ) English3•9 days ago
Exactly, I don’t get the appeal.