[alt text: text that says, “When your girlfriend says, ‘it’s either me or runescape’”. Below the text is a stock photo of a man and woman sitting next to each other on a couch and looking away from each other. Between them, there is a floating screenshot from the crafting menu in Runescape, and the cursor is highlighting the words, “Make X”.]
- JaymesRS ( @JaymesRS@literature.cafe ) English13•2 months ago
Offer to trim her armor, girls like trimmed armor, Zezima told me.
- lqdrchrd ( @lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 8•2 months ago
Send her back to lumby
- dQw4w9WgXcQ ( @dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ) 3•2 months ago
Buy new gf
- Queen HawlSera ( @HawlSera@lemm.ee ) English2•2 months ago
I vibe to this because my BF recently got into Runescape and he was like “You play this?”
Then I walked him through various quests and kept hooking him up with new armor and like a shit ton of Rings of Life.
- averyminya ( @averyminya@beehaw.org ) 2•2 months ago
For days I thought this was saying “make X number more girlfriends”
Then I realized
- blackluster117 ( @blackluster117@possumpat.io ) 1•2 months ago
Time to take her to the Wildy.